Puss in Boots

Today a friend asked me if i have a cat. I answered, no. She repeated herself again and i did the same too. When i asked why, she said;

I whine too much like a cat,

i yawn and stretch like a cat,

i fart and smell as horrible as a cat &

i have eyes that warmth the hearts of people like a cat.

Such an observant. That made me smile like a caterpillar. :)